"Excuse me? Ma'am?"
"Yes Officer?"
"You do realize it's against the law to have possession of writing, drawing, or any other form of creative materials, don't you?"
"No sir, I do not."
"Well regardless, it is the law so i'll have to ask you to come with me."
And so I am cuffed and hauled away for doing the unthinkable: Not being a vegetable.
Hey there little blackbird, won't you whistle me a tune?
Hey little blackbird, where are you going so soon?
Little blackbird i'm sure you've got places to be,
But won't you stay here a little while with me?
